penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

joe's penis

Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)

Joe's penis supercock

by Ricorico January 28, 2014

Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.

That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?

by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010

Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.

Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006

penis game

Usually, this game consists of a group of boys in a large public place, and they will yell the word penis at different volumes, he who says it the loudest wins.

mike: penis(whisper)
tom:PENIS(yell)
kevin:PENISSSSSS(scream)

kevin wins the penis game.

by Jackieann April 24, 2006