penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.
He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".
Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !
by Corkey Butchek December 05, 2006
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joe's penis

Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)
by Ricorico January 28, 2014
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Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations
this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.
by xacy83 February 01, 2011
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Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.
That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?
by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020
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Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 07, 2010
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Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
by MelCefus August 13, 2006
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