Your mom

1. The female who gave birth to you.
2. A comeback when you can't think of anything else to say.

"Dude.. your mom sucks."
"Yo. How's your mom doing?"

"U SUX0R"
"YEAH WELL YOUR MOM!"

by Your mom. November 2, 2003

Your Mom!

During an argument, one can use Your Mom! to turn the tide in his/her favor. Used only when you know that you can't possibly win the fight with an actual reply. Also note that your oppenent can cancel Your Mom by repeating it after you.

Todd:...And that's why I'm right, Chris.
Chris: Yeah...but...your mom! Oh! It's on!
Todd: Oh yeah? Your mom too! Burn!
Chris: What? No, you can't do that! NOOOO!

by SgtSalad December 28, 2005

it's your birthday

A lyric from 50 Cent's (from G-Unit) song In Da Club. It is now used as a term of endearment between homies.

Lyric: Go shorety, its your birthday, we gon party like its your bitheday.

Endearment:
Homy 1: Aight man, peace
Homy 2: Yea, its your birthday!
Homy 1: Thanks man.

by Yo Mama's Pork March 26, 2004

your mom

When you hear someone say this you instantly know that they are the biggest fucking faggot you will ever meet and that you should make fun of them and never be friends with them

"Hey Bob wats up"
"Your mom!!"
--everyone beats Bobs ass down--

by your best friend December 9, 2004

Your Dad

A term for a boss, or another authority figure who is disliked.

Why did your dad make me do that?

Because he's your dad!

by PGA Dude March 12, 2010

your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

cafo cofo

AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.

"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."

by Meg Malm Is Your Cousin "Ewww, creepy!" January 7, 2005

your mom

A completely stupid thing to say when someone is pissed off or has just been burned, but can't think of anything better.

Dude, you suck at this game!

Yeah well... your mom!

by TheBurninator December 10, 2003