Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016

Whip Job

A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.

Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.

by JustTip March 16, 2021

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Teen job

A job is done by a teenager or highschooler for a minimum wage. Teen jobs are usually on weekends, but also occasionally on weekdays. These jobs can consist of anything between a babysitter or caddy.

I have been searching the web lately for teen jobs near me.

by HelpingGirl5 May 14, 2020