Michelanian

to be so fat that one is a descendant or eluding to possible relation to thee "Michelin Man" (man made of tires, cartoon)

Instead of saying, "Shut your fat ass up."

One would say, "Shut your Michelanian butt up."

Another way to use could be

"Move your Michelanian self out of my way."

or
"Keep your Michelanian mouth shut."

by Queen Mercedes December 11, 2012

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

mitch trusty

a swagster with swag

person 1: whoa that guy has so much swag

person 2: yeah that's mitch trusty

by swaggymitch December 18, 2013

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch Murky

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

Matchett

A word that describes Alex Lichtenberg's piss poor Nintendo 64 skills.

"Damn Alex, you are so Matchett at Super Smash Bros. Why don't you just go play mario kart? Oh wait you're matchett at that too."

by TheCoolestEngineer May 11, 2014