milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Bullfrog milk

Australian slang term for semen.

Shazza was plastered on bullfrog milk.

by mttttlck September 19, 2020

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013

Milked Out

To milk out or get frothed is to smoke weed and get high.

I just got milked out at the party.

by Milked out December 24, 2021

Milk Juice

Its flavored milk, like chocolate milk and strawberry milk, seriously any milk.

Hi can I please have a milk juice please?
This milk juice is the best!!

by HottieTotiee June 9, 2020

milk pocket

Hold milk in the forskin of your uncercumsized penis

I let her suck my milk pocket

by Idubzzzy February 27, 2017

Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019