Mexican Diabetes 

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

Mexican Diabetes by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

mexican fritz 

Delivering anal sex to an intoxicated woman while she pukes, preferably in a toilet. Closely related to the Mexican Fritzie, which is the same act performed upon a man.

Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.

mexican fritz by Slim... March 22, 2017

Mexican Fritz 

Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.

Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.

Mexican Fritz by TheRuins March 22, 2017

mexican forearm 

A large dump caused by eating too many tamales

I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm

mexican forearm by Az refer man March 23, 2017

mexican threesome 

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

mexican threesome by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Mexican search 

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

Mexican search by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

Mexican Bear Mace 

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

Mexican Bear Mace by Darkearwig September 1, 2017