matthew cade

A person with a long dick.

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!

by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014

Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer

GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤

by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024

Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”

by Matts a gimp May 31, 2018

Matthew Zamora

Matthew Zamora is know to be a little whiner, but is fun at times. He constantly is known to complain and is known to run to Gino Santos. Gino Santos is known to be his Dad. He then always argues with Nicky. Everyone knows or has a Nicky in their group, but Matthew is known to run to him the most. Matthew Zamora is known to also go by Matt. He always yells as he whines and yells his favorite word "Its the Principle!"

Hey do you know Matthew Zamora? If you don't you are forgetting about that its the Principle!

by Boss Man Olivares November 23, 2021

brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 08, 2017

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019