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Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why
Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.
by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018
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Math homework

Its the most dumbest stuff ever. PERIOD!!
by Oofoofoofedyoof March 3, 2020
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Mathe.

Mathe, is it now? Another foolish attempt to stroke your ego.
Stop. STOP.
Get some help.
by darthkotya July 1, 2022
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Math

Some gay shit that people use for school, instead of learning how to buy a house, do taxes, or live.
by Thatguyyouknow69420 March 12, 2024
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Math Is a Verb.

When you can’t be a spectator vis-à-vis the world’s most disliked school subject, but you need to be a player to master it—reading or listening about math won’t make you fluent in the subject, but doing math will.
Like Christianity, math is a verb. Just like you can’t impact lives if you merely know about Jesus and His teachings, so reading pop math books without dirtying your hands is unlikely going to raise your quantitative literacy in meeting the technological challenges of the 21st century.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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math

The most important thing in human history.
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If you dislike it you're probably a looser . If you know how to do it, everything else will be easy for you.
whiny looser: I suck at math and I dislike it!
math teacher: I am respected, earn a lot of money and I am good at every other science too. Also I can torture small children and every single day of my life is perfect.
by Daniel Dolan January 10, 2018
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Math

MATH IS MATH
"MATH IS MATH" - Mr. Incredible
by A_Guy_Who_Hates_GayNite June 14, 2022
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