Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

Man Gland by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

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MAN NOG

She loves the taste of my Man nog.

MAN NOG by Master Gemini December 2, 2007

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I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog

man nog by John McCollum December 29, 2007

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the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

man stitch by KP22269 April 16, 2008

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The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

Man Napkin by zImage October 9, 2008

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noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.

Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!

man tea by lialee October 4, 2009

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A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

Man Loofah by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

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