THE BADDEST, and when I say the absolute baddest bitch I know. her ass is super fucking phat, and her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, no cap. If you ever encounter a Kelly, you better bow down to her. because you will never find another girl like her. If you are dating a Kelly YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THEN HER. She puts the HOT in psychotic. Her saying is "If I have to be a bitch I might as well be a bad one."
GUY: Is that a Kelly, I wish I could date her. Her boyfriend is so lucky
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
by damnitbodean123 March 24, 2020
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Sometimes, Kelly will eat A LOT of chocolate! You better hide your chocolate from her, especially your easter eggs or they’ll be gone before you even receive them!
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