Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.

“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Circle jerk

The act of spraying on the Widefetish "super jabber" message board.

One queen rules the butthurt super jabber circle jerk, with an repetitive and effusive load loosening that no rival can match.

by Gone Phishing December 7, 2022

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

word jerk

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.

Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"

by von groovy July 3, 2024