sticky hands

masturbating

I had sticky hands when I was watching some hentai last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015

Slow Hands

The best song ever, anyone who disgrees should be shot.

Rappo said Slow hands was shit, so i danza slapped him.

by Reptillia February 23, 2005

pee hands

The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!

Person 1: Pee hands! *flick flick*

Person 2: Don't be gross.

by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007

Catch Hands

This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.

Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???

WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.

Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.

Kid caught hands.

by Who stole my shoes? June 19, 2020

Hand Candy

A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.

'Have a look at that Hand Candy over there'

by Lodge February 11, 2004

Hand Grenade

When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".

Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.

by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010

grubby hands

hands that are greedy, or want to own something, control it, etc

get your grubby hands off of my money

by billlnd July 7, 2008