Generation milking it for what it’s worth:
Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.
The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW:
• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;
• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required;
• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;
• owns the badge of entitlement;
• devoid of conscience and remorse;
• plagiarist;
• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;
• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe
Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.
The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW:
• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;
• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required;
• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;
• owns the badge of entitlement;
• devoid of conscience and remorse;
• plagiarist;
• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;
• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe
He cheated his way through high school and his degree… and is proud of it, clearly he’s earned his generation MIFWIW high distinction….or… Mr MIFWIW won’t be here on Tuesday because that’s our delivery deadline but he’ll be here to collect the congratulations later in the week.
by Gen A-M March 16, 2017
“King of 4th generation” is a title used to describe the amazing idol Hwang Hyunjin. Hyunjin has recently showed how much he deserves this title by leaving a mark in this generation.
by Kpopers August 14, 2023
Generation 2 is a generation of humans that will be capable of extending the human life beyond the classical length of 80-100 years. The first ones may be Generation X due to Generation Y giving hella Gen Xers an accurate strategy to do it because of being less “active” but still “intelligent” (Gen X may not complete it because they already finished what they expected to finish, and it may take a serious chink of change to get it all done to a level of which keeps the current human alive throughout the next hundreds/thousands of years.
Generation 1: dude, you are the last hope for humanity, take this. *gives plans for allowing humans to live hella longer*
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023
Generation 2 are humans that have the technology, to pretty much keep themselves alive, beyond the classical death of 80-100 years.
Generation Y: Oh hi Gen Z I made a device that clones peoples brains and implants them into clones of the future to basically revive into a future date, specifically when the technology keeps people alive. And I call them Generation 2
Generation Z: Oh damn so we are not going to die?
Generation Y: Well we probably will as Generation 1, but we can at least have clones that can live later.... we wont necessarily be aware though, the Elite Left who are pretty much spies ruining the world due to exploits in the election process have slowed us down to a point of which the final prototype will be delayed slightly out of our range.
Generation Z: Oh damn so we are not going to die?
Generation Y: Well we probably will as Generation 1, but we can at least have clones that can live later.... we wont necessarily be aware though, the Elite Left who are pretty much spies ruining the world due to exploits in the election process have slowed us down to a point of which the final prototype will be delayed slightly out of our range.
by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023
by rank1world August 27, 2015
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
A moderately popular YouTuber who's main form of content is watching ships by the river from his car. Also makes news videos for the videogame ARMA III, though those videos aren't as popular.
He's also known for starting every sentence with: "What's up YouTube? ODST General, back again!"
He's also known for starting every sentence with: "What's up YouTube? ODST General, back again!"
by FreemanFreak December 06, 2022