big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.

Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"

by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023

Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.

I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023

Coffee

Liquid with Caffeine or de-caff a.k.a de-caffeinated

Or a mug made for hot stuff like: Hot coco, Hot coffee
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Coffee Table: Table for food and beverages

Grab the Coffee mug.
I got a Coffee Table
I’m using a coffee table

by Klak11 October 24, 2023

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 29, 2023