2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF

concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.

by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

Coffee

Teachers would die if someone didn't invent this.

My teachers breath smells like coffee.

by axbodyspray February 3, 2024

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.

My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday

by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023

do you like coffee

boy code for i fucking hate you your so cringe

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.

by B_TheRam May 4, 2023

Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company.

MIllstone Coffee was the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023