the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 24, 2017

you tryna flame?

a question used to respond to an attempted insult/ dissing someone

Person 1: Minecraft Steve lookin ass

Person 2: you tryna flame???

by GrimPP September 07, 2021

Flaming Sniss

An involuntary sneeze erupting just as one is to commence pissing thus producing a painful expansion of the urethra followed by a two-three days of dick hurt.

I had such a Flaming Sniss sniss that my dick burned for two days.

by Mennix August 04, 2011

crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."

last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.

by acshowtime February 03, 2011

flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.

The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.

by stokeanator August 03, 2013