Ethan

someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!

Ethan by y6y6ttt January 3, 2023

Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

Ethan by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.

Hey, have you heard about Ethan?

Oh yeah, I have.

He Ginger as fuck. Fr.

I know. We smashed.

Me too.

Ethan by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023

Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet

Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs

Ethan by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023

Ethan

Goat

guy 1 That guy is a goat.

Guy 2 Yeah thats Ethan

Ethan by anonymous January 19, 2023

Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

Ethan by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car

Ethan: wow look a car I wanna fuck it

Ethan by Pornhub.com/gaymigets January 29, 2023