Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025

Cream donut

When you cum so much while having intercourse your partners vagina or butt looks like a cream filled donut

I had amazing sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a cream donut

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Italian Donut

When climaxing, pulling out and glazing your Italian partners butt hole / donut

In the heat of the moment Dave pulled out and gave Frank an Italian Donut

by BJSveno August 21, 2025

Done As Donuts

Out of options in and argument or form of violence, no escape from the punishment

My friend David is losing this pretty bad. He's Done As Donuts

by Creab August 21, 2025

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Sparkly Donut

When a man cums in an anus during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is dusted around the anus.

Giving the appearance of a sparkly iced donut.

Alice got a Sparkly Donut off Jerry for Valentine’s Day.

by TickTock February 12, 2025