by insan3 September 09, 2021
by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs July 17, 2008
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
by Macag September 22, 2011
The type of doctor that first contacts you in chinese so you have to translate it to english before asking if you can talk in english. Dr Dongs are not sure what any type of species are even if you give them an anatomy picture they are still uncertain what a human is.
by Ohio de-evolution expert September 17, 2020
When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.
Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
by AxxSquiggleGod April 03, 2024
To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 16, 2011
by some pansexual May 07, 2021