Cock Blockie

A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.

The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.

by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.

He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.

by gdiz916 August 16, 2022