Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Bast Freon

When you’re best friends with strange people who give weird names to each other.

WASSUP BAST FREON

by Escama July 2, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

bafstruik

Pubic hair located around the anus. A mature bafstruik is filled with 'dirkskes'/poo nuggets.

Lukas' bafstruik-game is weak, he shaves it every weak.
Jonas' bafstruik is very mature and filled with dirkskes!

by Bront69 December 29, 2018

Bassthot

Thots that listen to EDM music and try to sleep with anyone that can get them in the Green Room. They typically target DJs but are known to pursue anyone involved in the electronic music industry like photographers, event organizers, security guards, etc.

I had tickets for a meet and greet with Excision but it was ruined by all the "bassthots" that had somehow gained access to the green room.

by ToxicPlatypus January 2, 2019