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The Black Nurse

Pimp: what took you so long hoe?
Hoe: sorry that trick wanted "the black nurse"
by N8Stylo May 17, 2021
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Black Orphan

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."
by Shytbringer October 19, 2019
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Jessica Black

Mimicking a Qupanuaq, with an innate need to breed in the Arctic, a spring migration of hundreds of kilometers leads to the comfort of a small, warm and delicately prepared nest tucked into a rocky crevice on the barren ground tundra wherefrom hatchlings emerge and are nurtured by her male lover. Ephemeral ecstasies slowly ceding to changes in plumage that inevitably pull her to familiar southern habitats until nature induces another migratory cycle north.
I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.

Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.

For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
by Snow Bunting May 17, 2023
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Black Redneck

A term used to describe a working-class black person, especially a politically reactionary one from a rural area.
A black redneck is a black person from the countryside who lives a country lifestyle. Basically the same thing as a redneck except black.
by Blackrebel September 12, 2022
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Rebecca Black

The lyrical genius who created the classic hit song "Friday". Her song swept the nation, her catchy lyrics, such as "Yesterday was Thursay, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards", clearly redefined our views on the days of the week. Her constant questioning about which seat she should take demonstrates the troubles of an average teenage life. She is one of the greatest artists since Mozart.
"What day is it?"
"Just ask Rebecca Black!"
"Oh..Thanks..''
by AnaZach April 2, 2011
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Orange and Black

Guy 1: I spread my legs for shrek

Guy 2: Where did you get that from? Orange and Black?
by WhatTheMemes June 7, 2018
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Black and Decker

When a woman with braces performs oral sex on a man and mutilates his penis.
Dude, you're walking funny, what's up? my girl has braces, she totally black and deckered me.
by Manuel Noriega April 21, 2005
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