Absofrickenlutly

Its an absolute with excitement of urgency. Don't waste this opportunity, do it right now!

Absofrickenlutly market yourself in pictures.

by SNHyde February 8, 2017

Absofucinglutely

Abso-Fucking-Lutely. Meaning the most absolute. Can also be used to express agreement enthusiastically.

I absofuckinglutely love beer!

You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!

by Methodical February 18, 2017

absoshitly

When one is so sure of something, they shit themselves. Or when one enjoys the occasional curse word with the normal English language.

"Absoshitly I do." ~Lindsay W and Rebecca B

by Beckh February 25, 2017

Absorptiometry

N; ab-sorp-ti-om-e-try

measurement of the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue) especially to determine density

Medical Definition:

the use of an absorptiometer to determine the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue)

I used an absorptiometer to measure the amount of radiation absorbed in this sponge.

Absorptiometry is the use of a device called an absorptiometer. It determines the amount of radiation in a living thing.

by Musically Emo March 25, 2017

Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.

Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.

by Clemson prof May 2, 2017

Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

absacciate

to relinquish

guy: Hey, let's play a round of chess, the game of kings
other guy: cba
guy: the heck, are you going to absacciate the title of king just like that?

by renditionater June 29, 2017