garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side
Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles
by Kblue1997 April 14, 2016
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Noodle Reload

When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama
"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"
by rarararamen May 16, 2016
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Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!
by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023
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Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 08, 2010
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funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!
jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!
by liurrrr November 28, 2023
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Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach
Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)
by Renee Griffin November 12, 2020
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Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.
Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.
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