Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰

Chantal you’re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Whale Cum

Whale CUM= YUMMY

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by WHALE CUM FART May 10, 2023

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018