Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash September 03, 2017
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Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".
"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"
by theFool_wa March 12, 2015
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Whale load

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.
by girthycock666 July 25, 2018
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Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022
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whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.
Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing
by grinch Nathan October 03, 2013
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Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.
Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career
by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017
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