Whale

You.

Guy 1: What am i?
Guy 2: a Whale.

by Scandinavian Viking July 26, 2022

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Whale Fart

1. When a girl quiff's and farts at the same time due to both anal and vaginal intercourse.

Sally is having intercourse with her boyfriend. At the same time she has anal beeds in. Due to too much air within the pussy and ass she farts and quiffs at the same time - therefore whale farting.

by The Whale farter ;) February 21, 2013

Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.

I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.

by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing

by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013

Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan August 25, 2016

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021