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Vallejo

Also known as The Block, Vallejo is the biggest city in Solano County. Consisting of: The Crest (Cuddiville), Terrace Park, T.T. West (Tree Town), The Ville, Hillcrest, Beverly Hills, Rancho, Lofas, The South, College Park, The Hills, Simmerons (Good Crest and Sea Side, Vallejo is a influencial part of the North Bay and Greater East Bay. With a populaiton of just over 121,000 people, Vallejo has become concentrated with city blocks of clicks and hence has become to be known as The Block. Surrounded by wankster cities like Benicia, Fairfield, American Canyon, Napa and Vacaville, Vallejo has maintained its reputation, as Dave Chappell would say, of keepn' it real. On the news you usually hear about Oakland, Richmond and SF crimes and whatnot but you never hear about Vallejo. That because 'ya boys' tryna run this city and cover things from the media. But please believe, on The Block, mess goes down. Triflin drama in dis city. Authorities here is corrupt.
A: Where you from?

B: The Block

A: Vallejo?

B: Yea

A: Iss coo down there?

B: Depends on where you at. Some places is rich and coo, some places aint. Is all wut you can afford playa.

A: Ya'll be havin shootn's and stuff?

B: Yea fool

A: You dont never here about it on the news

B: Ya boys got chu wrapped up, thats why

A:...?

B: Dont trip, on The Block some places is coo at night like in the east, but in the North, South and West, in certain places you goota click or you gon have problems
by M. Du May 13, 2005
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Volleyball Queen

A volleyball queen(s) are a group of girls, or one female who think they rule the sport of volleyball just because they are on their school volleyball team, or are on their local city volleyball team (all you have to pay is a large amount of money $1500-3000). They are usually regular girls when they are not near a volleyball. But when there is a group of 6 people playing for example, and 5 are volleyball queens, they will completely ignore the "non volleyball player" and totally let out their inner Regina George. Sometimes, they may even say, "You can't play with us." The only time that person gets to bump or spike is when she gets to retrieve the ball. Even then, the person you spike to may just let the ball drop in front of her. Sometimes, they will allow you to play to look nice but if you mess up they'll give you the meanest glare EVER and stomp off to retrieve it. Or they'll start whispering furiously to the person next to her while staring at you.

Signs that a person MAY be a volleyball queen: You carry a volleyball to school everyday. You play volleyball before school, during lunch, or after school. You literally go crazy if you are not allowed to play volleyball when a volleyball is 5 feet or closer to you. Most of your Instagram photos are of your volleyball team, you blocking someone, you spiking, or you playing volleyball at the beach with a bikini on. You LOVE Lululemon.

Volleyball queens are basically bitches when it comes to volleyball.
"Oh. My gosh. I was playing volleyball with some people today and i spiked a perfect ball to McKenzie and she just watched it fall. What a bitch."
"No, she's not bitch. She's a VOLLEYBALL QUEEN."

"Did you see my roll shots? It was perfect every single time! It was funny how everyone tried to copy me except they all failed lmao.
"Dude. You're acting a bit like a volleyball queen right now.
"No I'm not! You're just jealous because no one ever passes the ball to you and everyone passes it to me."
"Exactly."
by Lana Lover May 12, 2014
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Vallested

The act of a mushroom picker inserting his fungal willy into a poor souls rectal cavity and exclaiming his love for hughes mushrooms.
Vallested- Did you hear about that Bulgarian ? He was behind schedulr with mushroom deliveries and ended up Vallested in the bum.
by Chug jug drinka February 5, 2022
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Ridge and Vally Charter School

RVCS Is the most "environmentally friendly" school in New Jersey. Mostly white hippie kids attend. They teach "important" life skills like faming, hiking, sustainability, antidisestablishmentarianism and reciprocity. (whatever the hell that is.) And of course the most important thing of all, learning that people should only eat raw, organic, non-gmo, locally grown, never frozen, gluten free, dairy free, nut free, wheat free, (flavor free,) "food".
Anyone who went to Ridge and Vally Charter School, did not have a normal childhood.
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Vallenderism

A view, observation or a thought as conceptualized by Mike Vallender.

Usually something that should be obviouse,nobody really wants to hear, but is often prophetically true
1 We are all going to die
2 Nobody ever has or will know what we are really doing here
3 whatever it was that happened, is what happened, don't feel there could have been another result, becuase there wasn't
by Mike Vallender February 23, 2004
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volleyball player

a girl who loves volleyball and has great passion for the sport. whether she’s a hitter, setter, or ds she will work her best to win and show dedication to the sport. a hitter will get kills, a setter will get assists, a ds will get digs and it’s all so they get that sense of excitement to get one point closer to a win.
boy 1: dude are you gonna go watch the volleyball game?
boy 2: yea i gotta go see all of the volleyball players.
by iheartdogs December 23, 2018
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african volleyball

verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"

man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
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