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turtle mode

The mode in which your balls shrivel up simulating a shell, hence "turtle".
Ex: It's so f*cking cold man! I'm in turtle mode right now!
by Biggus_Dickus August 22, 2014
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Shy Turtle

When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason

Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.
"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"

Make a fist, Poke your thumb
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
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Turtle Time

Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.
Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?

Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?

Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!
by The guy with the orange January 31, 2019
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turtle doving

Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.
You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?

Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.
by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009
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The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009
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Turtle Bunny

A woman with a very attractive Body, but a less than desireable face.
by R1ch1e January 23, 2008
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akward turtles

1. Used when a sitation is akward or uncomfortable.

2.Used to break the ice
a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles
by Dragon and kitty Boiz October 16, 2008
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