Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan January 29, 2012

dead tree edition

The paper version of a journal or newspaper article

Hey, you got the dead tree edition of this 'Quantum Tunnelling of a Boson through a Trapezoidal Potential Barrier' paper?
Fuck Off!

by Mudit January 31, 2005

a couple two tree

refering to a group of more than two, but less than four, in other words tree. Used in Northeast Pa.

We'll be leaven in a couple two tree minutes.

by grappler89 March 04, 2005

Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!

by Kesh123 August 19, 2015

one tree hill

A TV show on the WB. Dawson's creek with basketballs.

"Did you see One Tree Hill last night?"
"Yeah those guys are hot!"

by THE BITCH ! October 25, 2003

dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.

I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!

by octopod March 30, 2006

tree top piru

A blood set started in Camilla Ga that started in the 70's

Hey don't fuck with Stephen smith he's tree top piru

by Show love September 20, 2013