big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Bed

A wireless charger for humans

I’m going to lay in my bed to rest

by Alk2274 July 15, 2021

bed

where your parents start a whole new person

mom: hey wanna go in the bed ;)
dad: ok

by iguesswellneverknow1234___ April 18, 2023

Bed

Playing more titanfall 2

Pelmi should go to bed.

by Korenav August 16, 2021

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 22, 2019

Bed

A bed is a furniture with pillows and pillows

People sleep in a bed at night

by avery_quinlan15 November 22, 2024