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Humping the bed

While usually a form of self-pleasure, you can also get a girl to ride you from behind and hump you into the bed until you climax.

My friend with benefits, a female cop, had me lie down naked, face first on her bed. She looked great in her sports bra and spandex yoga pants.

She climbed on top of my hamstrings and grabbed both of my wrists, placing them behind my back. I was so turned on at this point, my throbbing erecting was as hard as a rock and rubbing up against her silky bedsheets.

“Sorry handsome, I’m going to have to place you under arrest.” she said mockingly, handcuffing my wrists behind my back. With her weight on top of my legs, I was completely immobilized.
She placed one hand on the back of my neck, and the other on top of the cuffs keeping my wrists in place. I tried turning my head to get a good look at her, but she held my neck in place, preventing me from doing so.

“Nuh uh uh.” she said.

She proceeded to thrust her hips into my backside, causing my throbbing cock to slide along her soft, smooth bedsheets. I gasped.

“Feels good, huh?” she said, laughing.

She continued thrusting into me, holding my wrists and neck with each hand the whole time. I started moaning at how good my cock felt from rubbing her silky bedsheets, on top of the arousal of her straddling me from behind and controlling me like this.

I couldn’t take it anymore. My cock erupted like a volcano, and I felt giant waves of cum spurting out from underneath me. My entire body was quivering and twitching. She was laughing the whole time I was climaxing, getting off on it nearly as much as I was. She didn’t stop thrusting into me from behind until i finally stopped cumming about a full minute later.

After the climax subsided, I was panting for breath and too drained to move, even if I wasn’t immobilized by her cuffs and weight. She had done an amazing job of humping the bed with me.

I felt her lean forward to whisper in my ear from behind. “Wait right here… I’m going to get a riding crop, and then I’ll be back for you.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.
Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”
by cam cam the man man September 17, 2023
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burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.
A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Bed Lunch

A term used by the small Canadian population of Miramichi in New Brunswick to define a midnight snack.
Emily, do you want chips for a bed lunch?
by Kasey2023 October 5, 2023
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pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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bed head

giving/receiving oral sex (head) in bed
Sally gave Michael bed head bright n early in the morning while she had bed head
by gater69 October 23, 2019
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Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020
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