Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019
When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.
Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
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by Sonofsaiyan October 6, 2020
Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip
1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.
Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.
2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.
2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024