Bug Bed

A bed full of bugs, especially bedbugs.

Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.

by Forgettable Name July 4, 2024

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

bed set

The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.

That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.

by aaronb41 August 21, 2008

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024