Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020
Get the Car Temperature Theorymug. Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
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Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy
by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022
Get the Strife Theory Guymug. A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"
by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024
Get the The White Thug Theorymug. The idea that every game of Clash Royale on TikTok using only tournament levels is a friendly battle, as all of the weird strategies that end up working are typically tournament-standard full level 11 games
‘bro wtf this guy on TikTok used pump ebarbs rocket bait and 3 crowned?’
‘that’s level 11 theory lol no way that’s real’
‘that’s level 11 theory lol no way that’s real’
by Sarazz October 7, 2025
Get the Level 11 Theorymug. The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.
by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025
Get the Pip Theorymug. *After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
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There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug. by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021
Get the The Mike Tyson Theorymug.