Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."

Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.

by Steampuncher December 1, 2009

Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys

Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal

by Coochi man March 12, 2022

carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female

Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now

by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019

gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon October 15, 2015

trumaine johnson

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.

Damn, Trumaine Johnson just picked off my pass.

by Mojopowell February 18, 2018

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by April 26, 2021