The Dong

like to suck black dicks

The Dong is sucking it once again

by Asscheek that u clap on ur mom November 30, 2021

Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.

When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”

by Gucci3682 January 6, 2018

Ding-Dong

A Definition Of Your Cock Or Just An Idiot

Ohhhhhhhh Jamie Saw Harry's Ding-Dong

Dude Your Such A Ding-Dong

by dffdgdfgfdfgdg April 5, 2021

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020

Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.

by Eyoel March 17, 2017

Dong

A popsicle, especially in Canadian slang

"yo guys wanna grab some dongs?"

by PurpleTurtle54 July 13, 2021

Dental dong

Dental dong it's like floss but for you're penis

Man I had to use that dental dong stuff you get a the doctor I had to go alone cuz my mom said it would be weird if she showed up to

by ChungsterAndFriends July 13, 2020