Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Beat my V

(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.

Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."

by Yankee11 December 17, 2011

Beat a Demon Week

It's a week where you beat demons. And the first day is on the 24th of December and ends on the 31st of December (New Years Eve)

Joe: I want to beat someone up!
Mama: Why not beat a demon?
Joe: Oh yeah it's Beat a Demon Week!
Mama: Yes it is!

by JesusChristOfficialSonofGod December 25, 2022

Beat my soy

Vegan for beat my meat, or beating one's meat.

- Bro are you gonna go beat your meat?
- No, I'm vegan, I beat my soy.

by pizzapals February 28, 2023

Provolone Beat Down

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009

beat a slav day

:3

Slav agrees in beat a furry day, today is beat a slav day

by johnyylol February 10, 2023