Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

Rule 201X

If it exists, there is a Megalovania of it.

Alternative Name: Rule 100 (Megalovania is the 100th song in the Undertale OST)
Origin: A parody of Rule 34 (If it exists, there is porn of it.). 201X is the year that the events of Undertale take place.

1: Hey, do you know if there are any Power Rangers Megalovanias out there?
2: Rule 201X.

by Shugunou February 10, 2022

teenage rules

Fucked and boring.

Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182

by Betterthanjosie June 15, 2017

Rule 505

Rule 505 is a rule of the internet that states, "If something exists, it has been or will be politicized"

"Dude did you hear that people are trying to claim coffee has something to do with the climate change debate?"
"What? Rule 505 moment."

by ShoddyVariety June 23, 2021

the netflix rule

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.

I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.

by Netdixs January 21, 2018

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018