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smoke detector 

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.
Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>
smoke detector by tac6923 December 3, 2007
That new shirt is so smoke.
smoke by jencatk January 27, 2008

chain bone smoker 

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.
"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"
chain bone smoker by JGHanover November 16, 2007

Smoke me out 

To smoke weed and assist in sexual activities
Guy: hey why don’t you smoke me out

Girl: sure 😁😚
Smoke me out by AnonymousUser! November 27, 2019

smoke meat cigars 

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars
When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh
*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!
shmoked by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017