smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

by D.J. March 10, 2005

smartical

1.The act of being smart; acting smart.

(Also to be used in sarcastic conversation.)

1. Stop acting so smartical your making me feel stupid!

(Oh yeah that was smartical.)

by BHS Guardie September 12, 2006

scartown

a "city" within Toronto which is also known as Scarborough. Known as the most violent and crime filled part of Toronto. It has a very diverse population of ethnic minorities. Such as Jamacians, Tamils, Guyanese&Trinis, and asians. Scartown is very similar to Markham by means of population and multiculturism. Consists of both WEST and EAST side people.

puffy: yoo what part of toronto u from?

shyne: SCARTOWN nikka...home of da real O.G.'Z

by scarborougH September 30, 2006

Smartitude

Being very intelligent.

Boy, that guy has a high level of smartitude.

by Tom Kucera June 25, 2006

smartass

A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence

that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass

by anotherguy November 11, 2003

sart

short for "sardy" "sardacious" "mmm sardy"

1. a word commonly used by young bros and brahs to describe an phenomenal act/feat of coolness, hotness, awesomeness, & greatness.

Bill: Yo Randy I just got back from a sall weekend gettaway to Vegs and didn't stop drinking for 72 hours and f'd like 5 random dumpsters.

Randy: Sart.

by Brody Hasselhoff June 16, 2010

Shart

Shart is when you think you half to fart but you shit your self.

aw fuck i just sharted myself

by fogster January 16, 2009