honey shakes

An uncontrollable bowel movement that makes you dance until you inevitable shit your pants.

It was a quiet night at home listening to some Marvin Gaye when the honey shakes set in and the night took a turn for the worse.

by Jakcxviii October 8, 2013

donair shame

Eating donairs late at night in darkened parkling lots, alleys, etc. Can be highly addictive but still tasty. Users put on a good "normal'" front but secretly lead double lives--hence the shame.

Guy 1: Dude whats this wrapper from?
Guy 2: I don't wanna talk about it!
Guy 1: Is that special sauce on your shirt?
Guy 2: (sniffing) Leave me the fuck alone!
Guy 1: Donair Shame! I knew it! I'm telling your mom!

by camshaft2 October 21, 2013

pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame

I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.

by iamkenneth December 8, 2013

post-shame

the residual feeling and realization of shame that takes place once you've shamed yourself and you recognize what you've done; anxiety and feelings of low self-worth are all symptoms of post-shame

I feel so much post-shame right now from doing that keg stand at that party last night and falling flat on my face in front of the guy I like.

by iamkenneth December 8, 2013

facebook shame

Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!

Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets

by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015

stunta shades

the pair of glass being worn when someone is walking with confidence

When 6 p.m. arrived, I looked out my office window and saw my boss rocking his Oakley stunta shades as he strolled to his red Mercedes and drove off, ready to start his vacation.

by McWritah July 26, 2015

50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015