Swined Out

Something very cool or badass. basically used instead of the word "sick", because having the swine flu is worse then just being sick.

Example 1: "Dude, your bike is totally swined out".
Example 2: "Bro, last night was hella swined out".
Example 3: "Your mom gave me some swined out head last night".

by Muff-Master-Z November 18, 2009

Swine Flu

When a guy hooks up with a fat girl, he's caught the swine flu.

A: I hooked up with that girl last night...

B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.

by meh321 December 7, 2009

Swinegina

When a pussy calls into work sick because he coughed twice and thinks he has the swineflu.

Jack: Hey boss I dont feel good and cant come in, I think I have the swineflu.

Joe: You dont have the swineflu you have a case of the swinegina now get your ass into work.

by SobreLo December 22, 2009

Swing-Block

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.

David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

by davekhalifia June 30, 2011

new swine flu

Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.

Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.

Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?

by babymommatobe February 3, 2010

Techno Swinger

The act of switching to different technology at ones will to keep up with growing technological trends.

Switching between electronics between a day and a month.

Throwing away old technology like a PC and getting a Mac then buying another PC relizing that all your friends are using a PC.

A: You get that new Alienware laptop?
B: Nah I'm fine with my Vaio, I'm not Techno Swinger

A: You think this Mac is gonna make me look like a Techno Swinger?
B: considering that you just baught a PC yeaterday? Hell yea

by Tbagged69 December 12, 2010

butthole swingset

The art of online gaming while drinking a ton of ice cold beer.

A-A-RON and the Jared butthole swingset everyday.

by A-A-RON May 8, 2015