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Niven Slap

This term is used for a really hard slap on an unpopular kid. When the perpetrator lines up his Niven Slap he usually will do stretches with his hand and arms. The victim can sometimes be left unconscious.
Wayne Rooney: Hey guys, I'm back at Man U!
Berbatov: *Niven Slaps* Yeah, that shut you up!
by Chimble Conroy October 25, 2010
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Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014
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slap dune

"Hey man,last night i saw you and that girl go into the bedroom. Did you"slap dune"? Damn straight I did.
by Easydoesit March 4, 2009
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facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.
Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!
by Facepimp October 4, 2011
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Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.
Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...
by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010
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rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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moon slap

To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.
I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.
by Sir Glame February 24, 2010
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