red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

Red dawning

the choice a friend makes to play on a better sports team with strangers than to play with his friends in hopes of winning more.

"Is Mark going to play league ball with us?"
" no he's red dawning!"

by Lotek March 1, 2015

Girl in Red

Girl in Red is a singer who is a member of the LGBTQ+. So if a girl asks another "girl in red?" they're asking if she's into dating/likes girls, seen as listening to girl in red is gay girl culture

Cute girl on social media: *posts something of herself*

Girls in the comments: "girl in red?"

by kenekochannn September 10, 2020

Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.

Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.

by Covido March 19, 2022

Red Rages

What a Native American calls his erection.

Tonto decided to jump on it and gave that hoe a couple of his red rages.

by Dudebro7 August 25, 2011

Red hook

When a ginger sticks their finger in your ass like a fish hook

I was laying in bed and my girlfriend red hooked my asshole

by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019

red diarrhea

Red diarrhea is yummy and healthy but painful to get.

Person: Yo, dude I just had some red diarrhea.
Dude: Yo that's sick man.
Person: IKR

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020