Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Pre-Peg

The before or past tense of pegging.

“Up for a pre-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke May 15, 2018

Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 4, 2017

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

Pre-whistulation

When a referee blows the whistle before contact is made and a foul is called.

That was not a foul! The ref has a bad case of pre-whistulation!

by Vagnipt January 23, 2018