A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
by Baab32 November 5, 2013
Get the laser pissmug. by peemantis March 11, 2020
Get the brown pissmug. The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019
Get the piss pantymug. A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.
Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.
by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016
Get the Bitch pissmug. A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.
*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.
by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015
Get the piss lizzardmug. by minkycok June 9, 2020
Get the Piss muffinmug. An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
by Callmethunda August 3, 2017
Get the piss mommamug.