"Holy fuck did you hear about Alex?!" "Stacy became a complete ball fondler when they hooked up at Jaxx's party last week, with how happy she was; Rumour is he's got a set of pig balls down there."
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Get the Pig Latin mug.After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"
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Although it can be used as a humorous and politically related drop-in replacement for pig's breakfast, pig's brexit has the added implication that those implicated for the omni-shambles have disimplicated themselves from dealing with its consequences — or been disimplicated from doing so — which makes pig's brexit more of a hit-and-run than simply a pig's breakfast.
Although it can be used as a humorous and politically related drop-in replacement for pig's breakfast, pig's brexit has the added implication that those implicated for the omni-shambles have disimplicated themselves from dealing with its consequences — or been disimplicated from doing so — which makes pig's brexit more of a hit-and-run than simply a pig's breakfast.
I can't believe he made such as pig's brexit of the party booking. No food, no booze and the place was a dump. He didn't even turn up!
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Get the Water Pigs mug.A person who buys a container of gum with the intention of chewing pieces only when needed to freshen their breath, but ends up in a chewing frenzy, popping piece after piece until they're all gone. Often they end up giving their gum to someone else to hold for them with instructions to hand out pieces to them periodically.
He went through his entire pack of gum in one day, chewing rapidly until his jaws hurt, like a gum-pig.
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