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West End Wood

When you see the eggs come out of the milk carton onto the grill you start feeling some typa way, a way you can only feel while inside West End Dining Hall. Some might get West End Wood when walking by the female cooks with beards, it’s just got you feelin some typa way. Just like when the worker tells you can’t take a gallon of milk to-go so you reply with “Is it your milk?” Once again it’s got you feelin some typa way, a way you can only feel when you’re inside West End Dining Hall. Newbies might get West End Wood when the drink machine says out of order and in reality it’s working perfectly fine shooting out exactly what liquid you want to have to drink with your nice West End meal, my first experience with West End Wood involved this situation. Lastly experienced vets might get West End Wood by walking in sitting down at their table enjoying a fine cuisine and having someone walk up to you and start dancing in front of you, some would say this is very epic when in reality this the true ultimate hardest, biggest, longest West End Wood that you will ever experience in your life.
GUY 1: “Bro why you got a hard on?? There ain’t no baddies in here”

GUY 2: “Bro them chocolate milk eggs out of the carton got me feelin some typa way”

GUY 1: “You must have a case of West End Wood”

Example 2:

Worker: “I see you’re taking a lot of milk to go… You know you can’t do that right?”

Person: “Is it your milk?”

Worker: “No” (Thinks to himself: Why does this man have an erection?)

Person: “Well I’m not gonna stop”

Worker: (Thinks to himself: He must have a case of West End Wood)
by pussypulverizer69 March 1, 2022
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hard wood floor

by Tracey September 17, 2003
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skunk in the wood pile

An old saying that means that someone has a little black in them somewhere. Skunk refferring to an African American relative and wood pile representing the family tree.
See that white kid dance....shit, he must have a little skunk in the wood pile.
by ozsevenzero May 24, 2008
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Evan Rachel Wood

An actress who is the best at acting how she has a sad and a complicated life, and how she's original. She literally became the next Dita von Teese by trying to dress like her at visiting Marilyn Manson's gallery. She met him when she was 19. Manson shouldn't pay attention to her, because she can also lie and is very spoiled and selfish. This actress cried at her testimony the way she did in the "Wake Me Up When September Ends" music video. In the early 2020, a few months after "Frozen 2" was released, she was racist about Kobe Bryant by calling him "a rapist" hours after his death on Twitter. That's the reason why she doesn't use it anymore. She also wore fake Hitler's moustaches and a Nazi hat, photographed by Leslee Lane in 2008.
And now, she teaches young gullible people (and teenagers) lessons about bisexuality, apologizing to others and about abusive feelings/relationships. People call her a true warrior and a victim, but she asks for her followers' help to "defend" Brian Warner (and another her "abuser").
Is this how a real victim of domestic abuse acts?
A: Hey!
B: What's up?
A: Can you please tell me once again the name of a woman similar to Amber Heard?
B: Oh, that's Evan Rachel Wood.
by your number November 22, 2021
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Evan Rachel Wood

The lead in the working title film Thirteen. She played Tracy Freeland. She starred in this role when she was 15 years old alongside Nikki Reed and Holly Hunter. Vanessa Anne Hudgens also was in this film, as one of Tracy's friends.
Now she is 19, she is going out with Marilyn Manson and was featured in his music video Heart Shaped Glasses (when The Heart Guides The Hand) she has also been in Green Day's music video for Wake Me Up When September Ends.
#1. Have you seen Mansons video, Heart Shaped Glasses?
#2. No, why?
#3. Evan Rachel Wood is in it. She is hot!
by Click.Bang.Crash.Dead August 24, 2007
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Grippin' On Dat Wood

The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.
Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...
by ButtCheeze McGhee September 19, 2011
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hundred acre wood

outdoor anal sex, slang ,used predominantly in SW Washington
Jasmyn: So he stuck it in your ass? In a meadow?

Hilary: Yeah, he went all hundred acre wood on me.
by Tomatojuice August 19, 2008
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