beer-googling

the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.

"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"

"..."

"are you hung over?"

by eloh January 15, 2004

beer drunk

the level of drunk halfway between slurred speech and stumbling, usually caused by many games of beirut.

"Oh man i'm so...beer...drunk." "Yes. I too am beer drunk"

by spunkmunkey April 22, 2006

Beer Bitch

a hot Bavarian wench whose sole purpose is to keep your glass full and a smile on your face.

Stag: Wow, who are those gorgeous girls and what are they doing on our stag do?
Best Man: They're the Beer Bitches- now shush while I tie you to this lamp-post

by sheppers May 7, 2011

Green Beer

The Shit Ya Drink on St. Patricks Day!
I Have Never Tried it But I Want To See If Its Good

Green Beer Green Beer

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

beer goggles

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

by Polhamus February 19, 2006

Leap Beer

When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.

Fred looks up from his empty glass to see his best pal walk in, "I guess this is gonna be a Leap Beer."

by Stiffygal June 26, 2012

beer balls

Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!

"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."

by Tinashe March 8, 2006