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Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it
Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
by rosk August 5, 2014
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purple tiger

An African-American policeman, whose skin is so dark that it seems purple, allowing him to betray even other black people. Purple tigers are known to appear when tripping balls and/or when watching Walker Texas Ranger. Also a term used to describe purple marijuana.
"PURPLE TIGER!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Stop trying to bug me out, faggot"
by Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos September 10, 2008
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purple drank

Arizona Grapeade is the drink that not only satisfys, but is quenches your thirst at the same time. Its not an enegy drink, but rather lemonade and grape. Other popular kinds are arnold palmer, and the tea ones but i dont like tea. They are still good, not dissin.

A good way to enjoy the Grapeade drink may include;

1. Smoking a blunt.
2. Taking a shit.
3. Driving to work.
4. Having sex.
5. Playing Call of Duty.

6. Rock climbing.
Austin: Ayyyeee dude i got this blunt right here, but i know we finna get cottonchops up the ying! what we gon' do, SHIT?!

-Dude: Dont worry about it, i got me some purple drank nigga, its all good in the hood.
-Jeff: I like lemonade, but i like grape juice as well.. why does this gotta be so damn complicated!

Clerk: If you look down on the bottom there you'll see the Arizona Grapeade that it is a combination of the two. It's pretty good sir, I'd reccomend it.
Jeff: (after he buys it) Thanks man this is just so delightful and tastefull!!
by hippieskinhead March 27, 2011
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purple flag

Half the people on myspace are purple flags
by Sally Franklin September 23, 2006
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purple ronnie

An intelligent person who has devised a plan to eliminate the existance of all those around him that he dislikes
purple ronnie says say bye bye to your whole fucking world bitch
by ronnie buffington June 5, 2003
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purple spiders

thizz pills also refered to as: thizz, e, x, and xtc
i was poppin them purple spiders last night and i woke up dis morning in a feild with a wild crack dog.
by KT<3 September 23, 2006
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bluey purple

The act of farting into a womans mouth right before she gives you a blowjob.
by Boyzee Bonkers July 6, 2008
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