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i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"

real nice shortay 

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay
real nice shortay by Matt Fen April 26, 2004

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.
Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Mr. Nice Guy 

Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.
She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!
Mr. Nice Guy by Berg121 April 28, 2008

Uber Nice 

1.When person is beyond being just nice.
2. Something that is so nice it stuns you
1. Austin: Danny you're not just a nice guy you're an uber nice guy
Danny: Well, I feel that unless someone hurts me or someone I care about they must be cool
2. Person: That cake was uber nice.
Uber Nice by Daniel G Webster October 19, 2005