noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle January 29, 2018

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 26, 2020

earth noodle

A worm

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.

by BTSARMY613 December 18, 2021

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 17, 2020

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 04, 2009

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand February 28, 2016